Jeremy Sohan doesn’t dunk. He doesn’t even breathe. He just… anticipates. While everyone’s chasing highlights and dunks, he’s rewriting defense as silent code — 3 steps ahead while the crowd’s still checking their phone. His defense? Not height. Not hype. Just pattern recognition calibrated by midnight stats and mother’s mami recipes. You won’t find him on TikTok… but you’ll find your team losing because he saw it coming before you blinked. Want him on your roster? Good luck.

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