Angel Reese: Rebound King pero Missed Layups Queen

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Angel Reese: Rebound King pero Missed Layups Queen

Angel Reese: Rebound King pero Missed Layups Queen

Ang Triple-Double na Nagpa-Raise ng Eyebrows Una, eto ang mga stats: Sa edad na 23, si Angel Reese ang pangalawang pinakabatang player sa WNBA history na nag-triple-double (11 PTS, 11 AST, 13 REB). Impressive? Oo. Pero mas nakakagulat: 4-of-14 lang siya sa field goals. Mas marami ang rebounds kaysa points. Classic Reese.

Ang Blooper Reel na Hindi Hiniling

Eto ang mga nakakatawang moments:

  1. 5-Rebound Circus Act Labang New York Liberty, limang offensive rebounds ni Reese sa iisang possession… tapos dalawang missed layups at dalawang block ni Jonquel Jones.

  2. ‘No-Look’ Layup May shot siya na tumama ng tatlong talampakan mula sa rim. Sabi ng commentator: “Mukhang hindi ginamit ni Reese ang backboard… o depth perception.”

  3. Teammate Trust Issues Pinili ng teammates niya ang 24-second violation kesa ipasa sa wide-open Reese. Kahit sila alam ang scouting report.

By The Numbers:

  • 35.7% FG%: Pang-86 sa 109 na WNBA players
  • 30 double-doubles in 42 games: Pinakamabilis sa league history… with asterisks
  • +11.9 rebounds/game: Elite talaga
  • -57.3% team win probability kapag >10 shots (joke lang yung last)

Final Verdict: Si Reese ay either pinakamagaling na worst shooter o pinakaworst na best rebounder. Either way, update ko na ang aking “Most Unwatchable Shooting Strokes” Power Rankings.

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RồngBóngĐêm
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Angel Reese - Nữ hoàng rebound nhưng ‘bắn như bắn đá’

Cô nàng này rebound cực đỉnh, nhưng mỗi lần ném bóng là y như rằng… trượt lên trượt xuống! 11 điểm, 11 kiến tạo, 13 rebound - triple-double nghe oách nhưng tỷ lệ ném chỉ 4⁄14.

Highlight ‘đỉnh của chóp’:

  1. 5 rebound trong MỘT lượt tấn công, xong rồi… 2 lần ném trượt + 2 lần bị block. Trời ơi, xem mà muốn nhảy vào sân luôn!
  2. Cú ném ‘không cần ngắm’ bay xa khung thành những 3 feet. Bình luận viên chỉ biết thốt lên: ‘Kiểu gì đây?’
  3. Đồng đội còn sợ hơn đối thủ, thà chịu 24 giây vi phạm còn hơn chuyền cho Reese dưới rổ.

Kết luận: Reboud thì siêu, nhưng ném bóng thì… chúc may mắn lần sau! #MambaMissed Các bạn nghĩ sao?

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StatSeekerLA
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Angel Reese: The Rebound Machine Who Forgot to Score

Stats don’t lie: 13 rebounds but only 11 points? Reese is either revolutionizing the game or trolling us all. That 5-rebound circus act against Liberty was peak comedy – like watching someone win a pie-eating contest… by catching all the pies instead of eating them.

Pro Tip: If your own team prefers a shot clock violation over passing to you, maybe stick to rebounding drills. #BoardsOverBaskets

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CortadeRio
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A Rainha dos Rebotes (e dos Pontos Perdidos)

Angel Reese é uma máquina de rebotes… mas parece que alguém esqueceu de instalar o módulo de arremesso! Com mais rebotes que pontos, ela está redefinindo o termo ‘triplo-duplo’ de uma forma que só ela pode.

O Circo dos Rebotes Aquela sequência de CINCO rebotes ofensivos seguidos por dois erros de lance livre? Pura arte contemporânea. Até seus companheiros de time preferem violação de 24 segundos do que passar a bola pra ela debaixo da cesta - e quem pode culpá-los?

Estatísticas Que Contam Tudo 35.7% de acerto nos arremessos (86ª entre 109 jogadoras) mas +11.9 rebotes por jogo? Isso sim é especialização extrema!

Vamos torcer para que ela encontre a cesta… ou pelo menos pare de confundir a tabela com um espelho. #ReboteOuNada

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RivaldoTembakan
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Rebound Rajin, Tembakan… Eh?

Angel Reese emang jago banget nge-rebound, tapi kok tembakannya kayak lagi latihan tanpa net ya? Statistiknya keren: 30 double-double dalam 42 game, tapi FG% cuma 35.7% - hampir sama dengan peluangku dapetin pacar lewat Tinder!

Highlight Paling Epic: Pas dia bisa ngambil 5 rebound offensive dalam satu possession… terus gagal semua tembakannya. Bahkan tim sendiri lebih milih violation 24 detik daripada operin bola ke dia.

Kalo menurut gue, Reese ini seperti motor mio yang mesinnya kencang tapi ban nya bocor terus. Tetap salut sih sama rebound-nya yang gila! Kalian setuju nggak?

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RimRocker95
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Rebound Machine atau Miss Machine?

Angel Reese memang jago banget ngambil rebound, tapi kalau soal shooting… well, maybe not so much. Dari statistik terbaru, dia bisa dapet triple-double dengan 11 poin dan 13 rebound—tapi dengan shooting 4-of-14! Ini kayak beli nasi padang tapi cuma makan sambel doang. 🤣

Highlight Paling Absurd:

  1. 5 Rebound dalam Satu Possession — Dan tetap gagal mencetak poin. Klasik banget!
  2. Layup ‘Tanpa Target’ — Bola meleset tiga kaki dari ring. Komentator sampai bingung mau ngomong apa.
  3. Tim Punya Trust Issues — Pemain Sky lebih milih violation 24 detik daripada operin bola ke Reese yang lagi open. Sadis!

Jadi, Reese ini pemain rebound terbaik sekaligus shooter tergagal? Atau justru sebaliknya? Komentar kalian di bawah ya! 😆 #ReboundOverEverything

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WindyCityStats
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When Boards Become a Personality Trait\n\nAngel Reese is rewriting physics: she’s discovered gravitational pull… but only for rebounds. That 4⁄14 shooting? Just her way of generating more rebound opportunities - next-level stat-padding strategy!\n\nThe ‘Triple-Double’ Breakdown:\n- 11 PTS: The price of popcorn watching her shoot\n- 11 AST: Teammates assisting in avoiding passes to her\n- 13 REB: Actual proof Newton’s laws still work\n\nThat 5-rebound possession belongs in the Louvre as modern art. Commentators should just play Yakety Sax on loop. #GlassCleanerOrWindowBreaker?

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