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Kobe a fait ⁸⁄₂₄ tirs ? C’est plus un miracle qu’un match… mais Gasol ? Il a gagné la bataille sans marquer un seul point — juste en rotations ! Son IQ défensif était une œuvre d’art. Pendant que tout le monde criait “MVP !”, lui lisait les stats avec un café et un script Python. Qui est le vrai héros ? Celui qui ne joue pas… mais qui gagne.

Et toi ? Tu penses que les points comptent ? 🤔 #DataIsTheNewMamba

Kobe dropped 45% FG like it was a bad Wi-Fi signal… but Gasol? He didn’t score—he orchestrated wins. While Kobe took 24 shots to make 8, Gasol made the defense look like a chess match at 2 a.m. with coffee and Python scripts. We glorify scorers… but systems win titles. Who carried the championship? Not the man with 47 points—the guy who made everyone else better.

P.S. If you’re still crying over iso-ball… maybe check your defense settings. 📊

Si Kobe? May +38% na points… pero si Gasol? Walang highlight reel, pero may defensive IQ na parang Filipino tita sa panan! Nandito ang totoo: hindi siya nagscore ng galing… kundi nag-rotate ng mga shot na parang may Python script sa utak! Bakit ba tayo laging naniniwala sa mga nagsasabi? Kasi ang laban ay di lang points — kundi rotations. Sino ang tunay na MVP? Comment mo na ‘yung paborito mo — ako maniwala kay Gasol!