Why the Rockets Should Avoid Esberly at Any Cost – A Data-Driven Warning

The Draft Dilemma: Talent vs. Toxicity
I’ve spent countless nights running regression models on player development trajectories. And when I saw Esberly’s raw stats—30% usage rate, 22 PPG in his final season—I had to pause. He looks like a steal at 10th overall.
But here’s the catch: raw numbers don’t tell the whole story.
Red Flags in the Data
Let’s talk about synergy metrics—the ones that measure how well a player fits into team systems. Esberly’s average off-ball movement efficiency? In the bottom 5% of NCAA players last season.
His turnover-to-assist ratio? Worse than Jerami Grant’s rookie year.
And his defensive positioning? Poor spacing, erratic rotations—like he doesn’t trust teammates to cover ground.
This isn’t just bad habits; it’s behavioral data pointing toward poor decision-making under pressure.
The Jalen Green Comparison That Matters
People keep comparing him to Jalen Green—”he’s flashy, he can score.” But Green was coached through every misstep early on. He had structure.
Esberly? No such framework visible in his college film or post-game interviews.
When asked about team defense during a presser last January, he said: “I’ll guard whoever I feel like.” That quote alone should’ve ended any draft hopes for him—at least from a system-building standpoint.
Why This Is Worse Than Whithmire
Whithmire was loud, disrespectful—but coachable in small doses. His numbers improved after coaching staff intervened.
Esberly? He didn’t learn from mistakes because he didn’t acknowledge them as mistakes. One game where he missed eight free throws and then said “they were all contested”… seriously?
That kind of cognitive dissonance doesn’t fix itself with talent alone.
The Real Risk: A Trade Asset or a Firestorm?
certain teams might see him as a trade chip—especially if they’re building around stars like Durant or Booker. But let me be blunt:
You don’t trade your future for someone who destabilizes locker rooms by design.
The Suns are already dealing with roster tension; adding a player who ignores defensive schemes and demands ball control could turn Phoenix into Dallas 2019 all over again—chaos masked as ‘star power’
The data says no one wants to play with him—not even when it’s advantageous for him personally.
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Почему с Эсберли лучше не связываться
Он вроде и набирает 22 очка — но только потому что сам всё решает. Как будто в команде его не слышат.
Синергия? Нет, спортивный хаос
Его эффективность вне игры — в нижнем 5%. Это как если бы ты ехал по шоссе и думал: «Я один на дороге». А на самом деле — все вокруг тебя паникуют.
Он даже не признаёт ошибки!
Пропустил восемь штрафных — сказал: «Все были контестованны». Серьёзно? В этом мире даже коты знают разницу между промахом и «дракой».
Вы не торгуетесь своим будущим ради человека, который ломает раздевалку по плану.
Так что, кто хочет стать новым Далласом-2019? Комментарии жду! 🤭

Esberly? Nem pensar!
O cara tem 30% de uso da bola e 22 pontos por jogo — parece um sonho. Mas olha só os dados reais: movimentação fora de posse no fundo do ranking? Pior que Jerami Grant no primeiro ano! 😱
E quando perguntaram sobre defesa, ele disse: “Vou marcar quem eu quiser”. Tipo, é campeonato ou reality show?
Já viu o que aconteceu com o Dallas em 2019? Agora o Suns querem mais um fogo cruzado?
Se você quer um jogador que desestabiliza o vestiário… bom dia!
Você escolheria Esberly mesmo com os números lindos? Comenta aqui! 👇🔥

Huwag i-ESBERLY, Rockets!
Talagang nagtataka ako—bakit ang ganda ng stats niya? 30% usage rate at 22 PPG? Parang nasa kahon na siya! Pero wait… ang data ay nagsasabi ng iba.
Off-ball? Walang pumasok.
Ang efficiency niya sa off-ball movement? Sa bottom 5%! Parang wala siyang nakikita sa court—parang kumakain ng saging habang naglalaro.
Ang defensive play niya?
Parang hindi siya nakakaintindi ng ‘team defense’. Hindi man lang sumusunod sa rotation—parang sinisira ang sistema para lang mag-isa.
Jalen Green vs. Esberly?
Green may coach. Si Esberly? Seryoso sila sa presser: “I’ll guard whoever I feel like.” Ano ba ‘to, drama series?
Kung trade ka…
Huwag i-trade ang future mo para lang sa isang tao na parang firestorm! Ang Suns ay sobra na—huwag pa sila maging Dallas 2019 ulit!
Ano kayo? Baka ikaw na yung susunod na MVP… pero walang team support? 😂
P.S.: Kung ikaw ang coach… balewalain mo si Esberly — or else! 🏀🔥
#Rockets #Esberly #NBA #Baskbik

Let’s be real: Esberly’s numbers look like a highlight reel on steroids. But his synergy metrics? Bottom 5% in college? That’s not talent—that’s emotional turbulence with a shooting stroke.
He said he’d guard whoever he feels like? Bro, that’s not confidence—that’s chaos in sneakers.
If you’re building a team, don’t trade your future for someone who treats defense like an optional side quest.
Who else thinks this guy should be drafted… as the villain in an NBA parody movie?
Drop your ‘worst teammate ever’ stories below 👇
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