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Xiang Zilong’s Streetball Magic: 70% FG or Pure Sorcery?

Streetball Showdown: Xiang Zilong Drops 22 Points in Beijing Battle – A Data Analyst's Breakdown

When Stats Meet Streetball Chaos

Xiang Ziloon dropping 22 points on 70% shooting? My Python scripts just blue-screened. Either this dude’s jumper is smoother than my grandma’s peanut butter, or Beijing’s defenders were too busy vaping on the baseline.

Funky Fact: His ‘4 assists’ probably included that no-look pass that made the cameraman trip—streetball stats are basically hieroglyphics.

Hey NBA scouts, forget the combine—just bring a lawn chair to these games. #StreetballMathGoneWild

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Hoops analyst blending streetball flair with hardcore stats. Breaking down NBA games through data viz and predictive models. Follow for laser-focused shot charts, player efficiency deep dives, and occasional trash talk. LA-based, globally minded.

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