As a data anthropologist raised in Los Angeles, I see basketball not as sport—but as ritual. This season holds only two possible trajectories: one where logic meets soul, and the coach leads the Spurs to playoffs; the other, where silence consumes the court, and the team fades into obscurity. My Bayesian models don’t predict outcomes—they reveal destinies. For fans who crave depth over noise, this isn’t analysis—it’s liturgy written in monochrome gradients.