Lai Yueyu didn’t need 30 points to win—she just outlasted the hype with 11 and a ghostwriter’s focus. Her assists? Like a lullaby for turnovers. Rebounds? She stole them from chaos while everyone scrolled TikTok. This isn’t luck—it’s structural dominance coded into South Side rhythm.

AI says she’s ‘underrated.’ I say she’s the reason your mom told you about grit.

So… who’s watching when the lights go off? 👀 Drop a comment if you’ve ever been quietly dominant.