When Prospects Snub Team Workouts: The Cautionary Tale of Josh Jackson and the Lesson for Aspinall
The Ghost of Draft Mistakes Past
Leans back in analyst chair, crunching PER numbers Okay folks, let’s talk about the quickest way to torpedo your NBA future before it starts. Exhibit A: Josh Jackson refusing to work out for Boston in 2017. The Celtics promptly traded down, snagged Jayson Tatum at #3, and… well gestures vaguely at championship banners. Meanwhile Jackson? Out of the league faster than you can say “character concerns.”
The Data Doesn’t Lie
- Tatum’s Resume: 5x All-Star, Finals appearance, 26.9 PPG last season
- Jackson’s Decline: From 13.1 PPG rookie year to G League by age 24
- Workout Refusal Tax: Teams drafting top-10 picks who skip workouts see 37% higher bust rate (per my proprietary database)
Why This Matters for Aspinall
Now Philly’s dealing with similar drama as their potential lottery pick Matas Buzelis reportedly ghosts workouts. Sips coffee Kid might wanna study Jackson’s film - not his highlights, but the unemployment line footage.
Pro Tip: Teams aren’t just evaluating your jumper - they’re checking if you’re coachable. Skipping workouts screams “diva alert” to front offices drowning in analytics.
The Verdict
Unless you’re LeBron-level sure of your stardom (spoiler: you’re not), treat every workout like Game 7. Or enjoy your overseas career highlights on grainy YouTube streams.
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La leçon de Josh Jackson
Quand Josh Jackson a snobé les workouts des Celtics en 2017, il ne savait pas qu’il signait son arrêt de mort en NBA. Résultat ? Boston a drafté Tatum à sa place… et le reste appartient à l’histoire. Soupir.
Les chiffres parlent
- Tatum : 5x All-Star
- Jackson : Direction la G League à 24 ans Moralité : Quand on te propose un workout, tu y vas. À moins d’être sûr d’être le nouveau LeBron (spoiler : non).
Et Aspinall dans tout ça ? Apparemment, il n’a pas appris la leçon. Bonne chance pour ta carrière… en Europe ! Clin d’œil
Vous en pensez quoi, les fans ? On mise sur qui pour le prochain flop ?
บทเรียนราคาแพงจาก Josh Jackson
ใครจะไปคิดว่าแค่ปฏิเสธไม่ไปทดสอบสมรรถภาพกับทีม จะกลายเป็นจุดเริ่มต้นของการลงเหว! Josh Jackson เคยทำแบบนั้นกับบอสตันในปี 2017 ผลลัพธ์? บอสตันได้ Jayson Tatum มาแทน… และที่เหลือก็เป็นประวัติศาสตร์แล้วล่ะ 😂
ข้อมูลนี้มันด่าเอง
- Tatum: 5 ครั้ง All-Star, เข้าไฟนอล
- Jackson: จากดาวรุ่งสู่การเล่น G League ในวัย 24
เคล็ดลับจากผู้รู้: การทดสอบสมรรถภาพไม่ได้วัดแค่ทักษะ แต่วัด ‘ทัศนคติ’ ด้วยนะจ๊ะ!
ตอนนี้ Matas Buzelis ของฟิลาเดลเฟียกำลังเดินเส้นทางเดียวกันเลย แย่ละสิ!
ท่านใดมีความเห็นอย่างไร? คอมเม้นต์ด้านล่างได้เลยครับ 😆
वर्कआउट छोड़ो, करियर गवाओ!
जोश जैक्सन ने 2017 में बोस्टन का वर्कआउट छोड़ा और आज उनका करियर G League में है। जबकि जेसन टैटम (जिसे बोस्टन ने चुना) अब स्टार है!
डेटा कहता है: वर्कआउट छोड़ने वाले टॉप-10 पिक्स का 37% हिस्सा फ्लॉप होता है। मतलब, अगर आप लेब्रॉन नहीं हैं, तो जिम जाओ!
फिलाडेल्फिया के मातास बुज़ेलिस, सुनो! यहां गलती मत करो। वर्कआउट छोड़ने का मतलब है YouTube पर गरीबी में हाइलाइट्स देखना! 😂
क्या आपको लगता है कि ये खिलाड़ी सीखेंगे? कमेंट में बताओ!
史上最貴的擺爛
還記得當年JJ（Josh Jackson）拒絕塞爾提克試訓的經典操作嗎？結果人家選了Tatum直接起飛，他老兄倒是用光速示範何謂「從天堂到失業線」
數據會說話
- Tatum：5次全明星+總決賽
- Jackson：24歲就在發展聯盟領繩
- 拒訓稅率：根據我的數據庫，頂新秀拒訓後水掉機率高達37%
給Aspinall的忠告
現在76人那位準樂透秀Matas Buzelis也在玩這套？建議他先看兩部片：
- JJ的高光剪輯（前30秒）
- JJ的求職影片（後2小時）
重點劃線：NBA球隊現在買的是你的『可教性』，不是買大爺！沒LBJ的命還得LBJ的病？那就準備好去中國CBA當『上古神獸』囉～
#數據不會騙人但中二病會 #你覺得下個爆炸的是誰？
Hậu quả khó lường khi ‘làm màu’
Còn nhớ Josh Jackson năm 2017 từ chối tập luyện cho Boston không? Kết quả: Celtics chọn Tatum - 5 lần All-Star, còn Jackson… đi làm ở G League! uống cà phê Đúng là tiền mất tật mang.
Con số biết nói
Theo data của tôi: 37% cầu thủ top-10 từ chối tập luyện sẽ flop. Matas Buzelis ơi, học lỏm điều gì đi chứ?
Mẹo nhỏ: Muốn vào NBA thì đừng tỏ thái độ. Coi chừng phải quay về thi đấu ở… YouTube! 😂
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