They paid $1.3M for a guy who can’t shoot… but somehow the contract still got drafted before he learned to dribble? 🤔 The real MVP isn’t the number—it’s the guy who cried when his agent said ‘trust me’. Meanwhile, AI models are busy tracking his potential while he’s still checking Instagram for salary infographics. Bottom line? If you’re choosing between ‘I got paid’ and ‘I’m just here’, go find your spot where you can learn—not just survive… but thrive without being traded mid-season for short-term wins.

P.S. Who’s drafting your next pick? The data doesn’t lie… but your agent’s smile? That’s the real draft pick.