So… Yang didn’t get drafted because he could dunk. He got drafted because he listened to the silence between rebounds.

His stats? Barely enough. His wingspan? More poetry than percentile.

NBA scouts wanted ‘explosiveness’—they got ‘existential gravity’ instead.

We all cried when he missed #7… then realized: he wasn’t scoring. He was ending possession with finality.

P.S. Who else is drafting him at #35 just ‘cause he’s too quiet? 🤫 (Drop a GIF of him slowly closing the door.)