Angel Reese's Rebound Madness: When Boards Outnumber Baskets in Her WNBA Bloopers Reel
Angel Reese’s Rebound Madness: When Boards Outnumber Baskets
The Triple-Double That Raised Eyebrows
Let me hit you with some cold, hard stats first - because that’s what we data nerds do. At 23 years old, Angel Reese just became the second-youngest player in WNBA history to notch a triple-double (11 PTS, 11 AST, 13 REB). Impressive? Absolutely. But here’s where it gets wild: she achieved this milestone while shooting 4-of-14 from the field. That’s right - more rebounds than points. Classic Reese.
The Blooper Tape Nobody Asked For
Check these absurd sequences from recent games:
The 5-Rebound Circus Act
Against New York Liberty, Reese grabbed FIVE offensive boards in one possession… only to miss two layups and get blocked twice by Jonquel Jones. My play-by-play notes literally just say “BRUH” in all caps.The ‘No-Look’ Layup (Because Why Aim?)
One clip shows her firing a shot that landed three feet from the rim. The commentator’s deadpan delivery gets me every time: “Reese appears to be shooting without using the backboard… or depth perception.”Teammate Trust Issues
My favorite moment? When Sky players chose to eat a 24-second violation rather than pass to wide-open Reese under the basket. Even her own squad knows the scouting report.
By The Numbers:
- 35.7% FG%: Ranks 86th out of 109 active WNBA players
- 30 double-doubles in 42 games: Fastest in league history… with asterisks
- +11.9 rebounds/game: Legit elite
- -57.3% team win probability when she attempts >10 shots (okay I made that last one up)
Final Verdict: Reese is either basketball’s best worst shooter or worst best rebounder. Either way, I’ll be updating my “Most Unwatchable Shooting Strokes” Power Rankings accordingly. #MambaMissed
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Angel Reese - Nữ hoàng rebound nhưng ‘bắn như bắn đá’
Cô nàng này rebound cực đỉnh, nhưng mỗi lần ném bóng là y như rằng… trượt lên trượt xuống! 11 điểm, 11 kiến tạo, 13 rebound - triple-double nghe oách nhưng tỷ lệ ném chỉ 4⁄14.
Highlight ‘đỉnh của chóp’:
- 5 rebound trong MỘT lượt tấn công, xong rồi… 2 lần ném trượt + 2 lần bị block. Trời ơi, xem mà muốn nhảy vào sân luôn!
- Cú ném ‘không cần ngắm’ bay xa khung thành những 3 feet. Bình luận viên chỉ biết thốt lên: ‘Kiểu gì đây?’
- Đồng đội còn sợ hơn đối thủ, thà chịu 24 giây vi phạm còn hơn chuyền cho Reese dưới rổ.
Kết luận: Reboud thì siêu, nhưng ném bóng thì… chúc may mắn lần sau! #MambaMissed Các bạn nghĩ sao?
Angel Reese: The Rebound Machine Who Forgot to Score
Stats don’t lie: 13 rebounds but only 11 points? Reese is either revolutionizing the game or trolling us all. That 5-rebound circus act against Liberty was peak comedy – like watching someone win a pie-eating contest… by catching all the pies instead of eating them.
Pro Tip: If your own team prefers a shot clock violation over passing to you, maybe stick to rebounding drills. #BoardsOverBaskets
A Rainha dos Rebotes (e dos Pontos Perdidos)
Angel Reese é uma máquina de rebotes… mas parece que alguém esqueceu de instalar o módulo de arremesso! Com mais rebotes que pontos, ela está redefinindo o termo ‘triplo-duplo’ de uma forma que só ela pode.
O Circo dos Rebotes Aquela sequência de CINCO rebotes ofensivos seguidos por dois erros de lance livre? Pura arte contemporânea. Até seus companheiros de time preferem violação de 24 segundos do que passar a bola pra ela debaixo da cesta - e quem pode culpá-los?
Estatísticas Que Contam Tudo 35.7% de acerto nos arremessos (86ª entre 109 jogadoras) mas +11.9 rebotes por jogo? Isso sim é especialização extrema!
Vamos torcer para que ela encontre a cesta… ou pelo menos pare de confundir a tabela com um espelho. #ReboteOuNada
Rebound Rajin, Tembakan… Eh?
Angel Reese emang jago banget nge-rebound, tapi kok tembakannya kayak lagi latihan tanpa net ya? Statistiknya keren: 30 double-double dalam 42 game, tapi FG% cuma 35.7% - hampir sama dengan peluangku dapetin pacar lewat Tinder!
Highlight Paling Epic: Pas dia bisa ngambil 5 rebound offensive dalam satu possession… terus gagal semua tembakannya. Bahkan tim sendiri lebih milih violation 24 detik daripada operin bola ke dia.
Kalo menurut gue, Reese ini seperti motor mio yang mesinnya kencang tapi ban nya bocor terus. Tetap salut sih sama rebound-nya yang gila! Kalian setuju nggak?
Rebound Machine atau Miss Machine?
Angel Reese memang jago banget ngambil rebound, tapi kalau soal shooting… well, maybe not so much. Dari statistik terbaru, dia bisa dapet triple-double dengan 11 poin dan 13 rebound—tapi dengan shooting 4-of-14! Ini kayak beli nasi padang tapi cuma makan sambel doang. 🤣
Highlight Paling Absurd:
- 5 Rebound dalam Satu Possession — Dan tetap gagal mencetak poin. Klasik banget!
- Layup ‘Tanpa Target’ — Bola meleset tiga kaki dari ring. Komentator sampai bingung mau ngomong apa.
- Tim Punya Trust Issues — Pemain Sky lebih milih violation 24 detik daripada operin bola ke Reese yang lagi open. Sadis!
Jadi, Reese ini pemain rebound terbaik sekaligus shooter tergagal? Atau justru sebaliknya? Komentar kalian di bawah ya! 😆 #ReboundOverEverything
When Boards Become a Personality Trait\n\nAngel Reese is rewriting physics: she’s discovered gravitational pull… but only for rebounds. That 4⁄14 shooting? Just her way of generating more rebound opportunities - next-level stat-padding strategy!\n\nThe ‘Triple-Double’ Breakdown:\n- 11 PTS: The price of popcorn watching her shoot\n- 11 AST: Teammates assisting in avoiding passes to her\n- 13 REB: Actual proof Newton’s laws still work\n\nThat 5-rebound possession belongs in the Louvre as modern art. Commentators should just play Yakety Sax on loop. #GlassCleanerOrWindowBreaker?
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